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Книги Pichon Liz
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No school for two whole weeks! (Yeah!) I can forget all about lessons (and irritating things like Marcus Meldrew). And concentrate on good stuff like: Inventing new ways to annoy my sister Delia. (So many). Unfortunately a couple of small problems called the dentist and my big weirdo sister, Delia, seem to be getting in the way of my plans... |
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«Ах, во-о-от, оказывается, о чем они думают! Ах во-о-от, что они делают, пока мама с папой не видят! Ах-ах, — подумают родители, тайком прочитав эту книжку. — В тетрадках эти детки рисуют монстров вместо того, чтобы примеры решать, а пока нас нет дома, устраивают жуткие вечеринки с разносом дома! Ух, теперь-то мы все-е-е знаем». А подростки вздохнут спокойно: «Уфф, я ж не один страдаю по красавице из класса и веду себя, как полный неудачник. И не только мои родители все время ругаются в отпуске. И не только моя сестра — зловредный тролль, и я не один попался учительнице, когда изображал ее усатый портрет (хы-хы)...» А моя собственная упрямая дочь, читая дневники Тома Гейтса, гоготала, хлопая себя по коленкам, а потом очень серьезно сказала: «Ладно, пойду в школу, там может быть очень даже весело». Очень весело! Именно так и живет Том Гейтс, который ведет очень подробный, честный и откровенный и немного, нет... очень сильно безбашенный дневник, который больше похож на изрисованную тетрадку, чем на книжку. Классный безбашенный дневник. Вот так. (Анна Ерошева, редактор, журналист).» |
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Tom Gates is the master of excuses for late homework: dog attacks; spilt water; and, lightning. Tom's exercise book is full of his doodles, cartoons and thoughts, as well as comments from his long-suffering teacher, Mr Fullerton. After gaining five merits for his Camping Sucks holiday story, Tom's work starts to go downhill — which is a pity, as he's desperate to impress Amy Porter, who sits next to him... |
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This takes the form of Tom's battered homework diary — crammed with his doodles and stories. Exciting News! Mr Fullerman announces that class 5F are going on an 'Activity Break'! Which should be fun. As long as I don't ge stuck in a group with anyone who snores or worse still with... Marcus Meldrew. Delia is already threatening to paint my room funny colours while I'm away. Which is annoying. I just hope the only surprise I hae when I get home is the new pet that I hear Mum and Dad talking about. Because I've always wanted a pet! |
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I get a big SHOCK when Delia appears without her sunglasses on. But that's nothing compared with the surprise Dad has in store for me with his new found fitness regime. Meanwhile, Derek and I kep practicing in DOGZOMBIES — you never know, we might even get to play another gig But right now, I'm still wondering how Amy Porter managed to talk me into auditioning for the SCHOOL PLAY While Marcus Meldrew is being extra smug because he's only gone and got the lead role... |
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Back to school, but it's not all bad. Sport's Day, the School Fair and my birthday are coming up so this term's going to be amazing; mostly, because Delia's not invited to any of these. There's only one small problem with my birthday, Granny Mavis says she's going to make my cake... uh oh! Oh and Mr Keen's asked Dogzombies to perform. |
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It's really cold outside and we're all hoping it's going to snow. Yeah! Derek and I could make a snow Rooster and have a snowball fight (look out, Delia!). Granny Mavis has started to knit me a new winter jumper, but by the looks of things I'm not sure it's going to fit... |
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